I ordered a hotel room in advance in Richfield, MN, so Jake and Peter could take me to the airport. There were three stipulations: room for three people, close to the airport, and cheap. Retroactively, I should have added deadbolts to that list. Jake and Peter seem to like the room well enough.
But for me, the fun ended when I got tied to a chair and robbed at remote control-point. They stole all our soap and the blankets that felt like they were made from recycled bottles. Truth be told, I love how that photo turned out grainy – It makes it look like something you’d see on America’s Most Wanted.
Jake and Peter, again, I promise if/when we ever stay at a hotel it will be better than McStabby’s of Richfield, MN.